telling your friend a pun like
when you’re in trouble there are four options:
stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent
apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)
defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back
answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)
like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything
then get yelled at for crying
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK
Favourite ‘handwriting/handwritten’ fonts (a resource list):yore | before breakfast | amatic | vinchand | sketch block | a gentle touch | trashHand | sunshine in my soul | return to sender | windsor hand | riddle | architects daughter | southern aire | gunny handwriting | janda elegant | jack story | always forever | pea naenae | rage italic | journal | jellyka estrya’s handwriting | art brewery | londrina | jenna sue | pacifico | housegrind | mixtape mike | bernard | skinny latte | green surf | Voluplate | beautiful
Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea
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DO NOT TRY AND SELL THIS THEY WILL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND
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people be like “are you really going to miss out on a potential friendship just because someone doesnt share your views on feminism/racism/etc.” and i’m like “ya lol”
Alex Hirsch’s Official response:
And the Illuminati’s Response:
Stay classy Alex.
Alex Hirsch is now officially Illuminati
And the response: