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captioningcrusader:

Both the captain and the first officer are well versed in the classics. 

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acr666:

1920’s era rework of iggy’s song fancy

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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vinebox:

When someone snatches something as you’re handing them it.

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aelabee:

I was listening to the original post as it was storming outside and I thought it was beautiful so I tried my best to recreate it.

mishasminions:

DEMON DEAN SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

opentheairforfreshwindows:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

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deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together